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Movie Review: State of Emergency AKA I Slowly Turn My Head, An Analysis on Zombie Entertainment
Hey everybody, how are you guys doing? So last weekend (Three months ago, then I never finished this article. Whoops!) I rented a zombie movie from Netflix that had no time in theaters. Given that *wonderful* leadup, I was expecting … Continue reading
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Movie Review: Despicable Me 2
Hey all, Sorry for the time off! I went on vacation and decided it was a vacation from the blog also, I guess. And then I got lazy for a week. And then I forgot to publish for three additional … Continue reading
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Tagged Agnes, BOOGIE!, Despicable Me, Despicable Me 2, Dr. Nefario, Edith, Grue, Hiccup is so manly..., Margo, Minions
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Movie Review: Man of Steel
As per my signature review feature, let me give Man of Steel a more accurate name: Lifetime Presents: Collateral Damage, the Story of Dragging Your Face Through a Building or Two. I can also give the camera guy a new … Continue reading
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Gatsby Review
Hey guys, Saw The Great Gatsby at a drive-in on Friday, so I thought I would post a review. I’ve held a long time obsession with The Great Gatsby. It’s been one of my favorite books of all time, what … Continue reading
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Movie Review: Iron Man 3
Hey everybody- Sorry for the no-post last week, I’m working on a review of a really shitty movie (Not this one! NOT THIS ONE!) and I’m getting a little carried away. So: saw Iron Man 3 this last weekend. Naturally, … Continue reading
Oblivion
Hey everybody- The goal for this week is 2 posts! I’m working my way back up to 3 but I’m still working out some kinks in my life, and this blog is a secondary priority. That being said, I’m not … Continue reading
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Movie Review: Oz the Great and Powerful
Hello everyone, happy Friday! Last weekend, my girlfriend and I went out to the movies, and, barring anything of (vague) quality, we popped into Oz the Great and Powerful to see whether or not it was any good. We went … Continue reading
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Silver Linings Playbook Review
“This is what I believe to be true. This is what I learned in the hospital. You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a … Continue reading
Movie Review: Warm Bodies
Hey everyone- Some of you may have noticed that Friday had no blog post: This is because I had written up a beautiful post on the recent album Coexist by The xx, finished up writing all the details, selected “publish”, … Continue reading
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Something Else I Saw At The Hobbit
Hey everyone, Most days I won’t be talking to the flavor of this post. This is a review blog and a personal blog, and I think that it’s for the best that I avoid topics like politics and current events. … Continue reading
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I Started A Blog (That Nobody Read) 